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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's hoo-ha and her mouth? Only half the stuff that comes out of her hoo-ha is retarded."

"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."

"Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ? that's perfect !"

"Why are computers in Palestine really fast? Because they've got Ramallah."

"New friend: want 2 go tanning w/me tmrw? Me: ok. sounds fun. idk where 2 get cowhides. do u?"

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got something and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove."

"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"

"Saw a licence plate today that said ""LUVSHOES"" Couldn't decide if they love fashionable footware or easy women.."

"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""