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Joke of the Day
"A woman could tweet ""My dog just died"" and she would get replies like ""Well, I'm not dead ;)"""
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"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."
"How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but my basement's still dark"
"If you pronounce coupon like qpon I hope you get eaten by a qgar"
"How do you make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of ice cream 1 scoop of dead baby"
"What do spinach and butt sex have in common? If you were forced to have them as a kid, you probably won't like them as an adult."
"Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, its pointless."
"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"
"I was watching an educational TV show one time. It was so boring, but what's more fucked up is I contracted visual AIDS."
"What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery? Bread and Bakedfast!"