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Joke of the Day
"A cunt. What do you call someone who says the punchline before the joke?"
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"If necessity is the mother of invention why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?"
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"What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel."
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"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."
"You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi."