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Joke of the Day

"Why is Apple donating money to cancer research? ""Cancer stole our jobs!"""

"My girlfriend found lipstick on my collar and thought I was cheating on her so now I only let my collar wear makeup when she's out of town."

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar? Because he was Aminor"

"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."

"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."

"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"

"Young people don't relate to George Foreman. That's why, today, I'm introducing the Skrillex Grillex."

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"