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Joke of the Day

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"There are 10 types of people... (with a twist) There are 10 types of people, those who know binary and those who don't and those who understand the off-by-one error."

"BALD FLEAS Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"The next iPhone will be without a... Screen. You can buy a wireless screen. We are removing it because it's bulky and old."

"Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife? Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?"

"[describing a chair] it's like a swing without all the drama"

"A zombie boyfriend will love you for your brain and not your body."

"Why was the lion alone and disheartened? He lost his pride in a bet"

"B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo."

"[interview] What's your greatest weakness? ME: Probably avoiding tough questions Can you elaborate on that? ME: Oh hey look at the time!"