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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? Because it is two tired."

"My girlfriend burned our Hawaiian pizza today... I should have told her to put the oven on aloha setting."

"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."

"Safety Tip: lock your doors and windows before bed. Btw, I love what you've done with the place."

"A guy goes to the bar. The bouncer asks if the guy is driving. The guy responds, ""No I'm standing""."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes that isn't moving? Still no idea."

"Origami The World Origami Championships is today. Let's see how it unfolds."

"What's the difference between a fence and a wall? I give them a wall, and they take offense."