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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what Jafar's original name was? Male-ficient."
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"I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist."
"My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels"
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"You can really scare someone when you yell ""Peek-a-boo!"". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room."
"What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'"
"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."
"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."
"Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer"
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !"