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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about going down on a vegan? They taste like chicken."
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"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."
"What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !"
"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"
"Cop: Know why I stopped you? Me: Cuz you SMELLED THIS DONUT? *tosses donut out window* Cop: ... Me: Aren't you gonna go get- Cop: Get out."
"*Sneaks into men's toilets* I HEAR THERE'S CAKE IN HERE"
"I have a friend named Dick... He's mentally richarded."
"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""
"What PC does Adele use? A Dell."
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell into a ditch She screamed until she was blue in the hand."