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Joke of the Day
"Sorry your dad died. Here's a card with a waterfall on it"
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"How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other? ""Aloha Akbar!"""
"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you cant peanut butter your way in someones ass"
"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"
"Have you ever heard of the lady who was accused of being the infamous Quilted Killer? She's innocent until proven quilty."
"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"
"[Rips bong] Each Disney Princess represents a deadly sin! Jasmine, Greed. Mulan, Pride. Ariel, Envy. ""Snow White?"" Um. [Rips bong] Vegan."
"What do you call it when a guy pees into a bowl after sex? Split pee soup."
"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"