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Joke of the Day

"What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !"

"Modi/Nawaz Sharif Nawaz Sharif to Modi: ""Congratualations on penetrating into Mars. Whats your next target?"" Modi: Uranus."

"I've got washboard abs. But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard."

"Why is Robert Pattison so pale? There's no sunlight in the closet."

"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? [fixed] You can hang the picture with only one nail."

"I don't know where you got your face from but i hope you have the receipt."

"I don't like camels And anybody who can go a week without a drink."

"A heavy metal fan walks into a heavy metal bar. He gets a concussion."

"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"