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Joke of the Day
"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."
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"Sexual Pleasure is like a gas station Sometimes you just fill up and leave Sometimes you do none of the work Sometimes you have to pay the person filling Most of the time you end up at a Self Serve"
"It's polite to stand when a lady comes to the table. I take it a step further and leave the restaurant entirely."
"When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines Delicious sardines"
"Pessimist : The glass is half empty Optimist : The glass is half full Feminist : The glass is being raped"
"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."
"If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him? ""Master Bateman."""
"Me: ""Has anybody seen my henlay?"" You: ""what's a henlay?"" Me: "".....eggs"" :-,"
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
"What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink? A Tequila Mockingbird."