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Joke of the Day
"Seems to me the guy who named sneakers was up to no good."
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"Why is Santa Claus so horny? Because he only comes once a year!"
"Do you know what moth balls smell like? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre!"
"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."
"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"
"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example"
"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."
"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."