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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"
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"Give me your best jokes regarding or featuring animals. For science."
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"whenever my Girlfriend say something funny... i reply: Hahahahahhavesexwithmehahahah"
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"I'll see your 7 year old joke and I'll raise you my own. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"