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Joke of the Day

"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"

"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your grandma.. It's all good until you look down."

"What is a whales favorite pasttime? Netflix and krill."

"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."

"Give a man a fish.. C'mon..give it... bad doggy.."

"What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."

"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."

"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"

"I beat up a drummer in marching band. I'm not afraid of any re-percussions."