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Joke of the Day
"I saw a poor cat down the street So I felt bad and gave it two dollars"
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"What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone? *My hip!*"
"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."
"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."
"""My Friend has got a theory."" ""She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end."" ""I think it's bollocks"" -Jimmy Carr"
"Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements? He needed to have an Even Flow."
"What cause of death did the doctor give for a patient whom died after staring at a woman's behind? assfixation"
"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
"Don't be silly, I'm not objectifying women. I'm not sexually attracted to objects."
"I was going to make a John Cena joke But no one would see it"