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Joke of the Day

"I saw a poor cat down the street So I felt bad and gave it two dollars"

"Every single person my age... ...is 43."

"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"

"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."

"My dad is so cheap that when he dies he is going to walk towards the light and turn it off.."

"I like my internet like I dislike my women. Not going down on me."

"One might say it smells like pussy in the room But if you ask a Redditor, they couldn't tell you."

"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"

"The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones."