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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."

"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""

"A dad walks into his son's room while his son is masturbating. ""Son, don't do that, you'll go blind."" ""Hey dad, I'm over here""."

"Baa! ""My name is--"" Moo! ""My name is--"" Neigh! ""My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady."" -Eminem at a farm."

"My daughter turns 3 today. Due to our tight budget, we're not telling her."

"I'm gonna be honest with you... Particle accelerators give me a hadron."

"What's brown, and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"what's grey and comes in quarts? an elephant"

"Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you..."

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"