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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rapper and God in a strip club? When god makes it rain bitches get wet."

"What's worse than a lobster on your piano? Crabs on your organ."

"Did you hear the one about Sandusky at the beach? A father walked up to him and said, ""get out of my sun!"""

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."

"Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago"

"""Changed the name on my iPhone to titanic. Now when I connect to iTunes it says the...... Titanic is synching"""

"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."

"I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken."

"i went to the doctor and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble."