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Joke of the Day
"Where do you buy a Walrus? WalMart!"
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"[Anteater eats some termites] [looks up to heaven] ""YOU DON'T CONTROL ME, GOD! YOU HEAR ME? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU NAMED ME!"""
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."
"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? Me: Seriously? You forgot already??"
"What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common? They both get better when you drop the ""base""."
"A man walks into a bar, and is torn apart in seconds. Whoops, sorry. Bear\*"
"Which is the worst career choice? Dentistry in Britain? Nutritionist in the Midwest? North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage?"
"what's the difference between light and hard? You can Sleep with a light on"
"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"
"I'm not dumb, I just have a lot of blonde moments."