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Joke of the Day
"What does a time traveller do when he's hungry? He goes back four seconds!"
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"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."
"Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year."
"What ""c word"" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any? Carpaltunnel"
"Things Michael J. Fox would be good at Grating Parmesan cheese."
"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"
"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."
"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."
"Why didn't Trump drown? Because shit floats."
"What do the female reindeer do when they want some fun? They go into town and blow a few bucks."