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Joke of the Day

"Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth..."

"What happened to the Indian that drank too much? He tee-peed his pants."

"How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building? Someone dropped a dime on him."

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an ese."

"How do you know you've satisfied a redhead? She unlocks the handcuffs. Edit: for everyone that isn't getting it, it means kinky sex"

"No thanks, granola bars with no chocolate in them"

"Marvel have announced Thor is set to become a woman. New super powers include being judgmental, temperamental and unreasonable."

"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"

"A skeleton walks into a bar ... ... he says "" Gimme a Beer ... and a Mop !"

"What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread? Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread? Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time? a rye-ot"