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Joke of the Day

"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."

"psychology joke How many psycho analyists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, provided the light bulb is ready to change."

"What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal"

"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."

"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"

"I am fluent in three languages...english, sarcasm, and profanity"

"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"

"How did the electron board the train? It lepton"

"YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! AND YOU'RE GETTING SNOW! -Oprah Winfrey. Meteorologist"

"The worst part of a Halloween party with a bunch of techies is bobbing for apps."