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Joke of the Day
"What do u give a woman who has everything? Penacilin"
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"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"
"What do I do when my luggage gets tired? I rest my case."
"Seeing another person with synesthesia... is like music to my eyes."
"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."
"Why don't the people of Pompeii like volcanoes? Because they're all dead. As told by my best friend, in light of the Indian joke."
"What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch."
"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."