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Joke of the Day

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants""? ""Over there by mine"", was not the answer I was expecting."

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"Moshe was walking down the street and gets run over by another Jewish driver. The driver speeds away and yells out the window ""Watch Out""! Moshe responds ""Why? Are you coming back?"

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? (NSFWish) Cuntswaylow"

"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"Saw my ex-gf being beaten up by 4 guys, so as a human being I had to step in and help.. She didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us"

"I bought a grandfather clock. It's like a regular clock but it keeps telling you that it's lived through three wars."

"Nsfw Whats the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The zit waits untill you're 12 to come onto your face."

"[Coworker] Are you smiling at your stapler? No, just checking for spinach [Laughs nervously]. Oh, good. [Me, to stapler] Sorry baby I had to"