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Joke of the Day

"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"

"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."

"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"

"What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? [x-post from r/4Chan] An egg gets laid before it cracks. [Source:](http://i.imgur.com/L4kXpw8.jpg)"

"Can woman make man a millionaire? Yes, if he is a billionaire"

"If you can't say anything nice about someone, then say it very vaguely and put it as your Facebook status"

"How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family"

"I took up guitar lessons recently. It's pretty simple, really. Unless the song requires the blue button."

"What Does A Tickle Me Elmo Get Before It Leaves The Factory? Two Test-Tickles"

"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"