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Joke of the Day

"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"

"today i won a raffle. received a life supply of marmite, one whole jar."

"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says ""can you make me one with everything?"""

"She blinded me with Science. Okay, it was pepper spray."

"What did the Asian police dog say to the robber? Fleas!"

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"

"Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping."

"My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60... Now hes 97 years old and we have no idea where he is..."

"If Rapunzel was a brunette, she'd have just opened the front door."

"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."