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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with lice in China? Full course dinner"

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"Sugar - Honey - Iced - Tea ... Guess what it means."
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"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."
"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."
"What are Russian clothes always made out of? Lenin."
"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"
"Did you ever wonder what happen to the ""Dude you're getting a dell"" guy Apparently he works at target now trying to get people to buy Adele's cd."
"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."
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