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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."
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"How do you get a one armed man off a tree? You wave to him"
"Hey, people who leave the volume on an odd, non divisible by 5 number, how do you live with yourselves?!"
"What do you call a water bottle that objects? A rebuttle"
"TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."
"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"
"Cop: Sir, you can't use hand-held communication devices while driving Me: [trying to hide ouija board] What are you talking about?"
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"