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Joke of the Day

"*getting murdered* First time? *sighs* You'll want to lacerate my abdominal aorta. *sighs, puts hand on the bottom of my ribcage* It's here."

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"How about how some people are SO gothed out but still drive a Ford Focus and shit?! Make your vehicle goth or you ain't shit."
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"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."
"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."
"So I tickled my little brothers feet this morning... ... my mom got pissed and told me to wait until he was born."
"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's seven"
"Geeky Joke There are 10 kinds of people: those who can count in binary, those who can't and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."
"The American education system obviously listen to Pink Floyd. They've left those kids a loan."