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Joke of the Day

"If the Mexicans are taking all of the jobs, then why do Koreans still rule the nail salons? Because Tu is better than Juan."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."

"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !"

"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"

"Screenwriters, you know that script you're working on that's a mix between 2 brilliant films? Well it isn't and I'd like a grande soy latte."

"It remains a puzzle... ...why a bra is singular and panties are plural."

"Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts? He was against separating the whites from the coloreds."

"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her dad."