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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a best-selling book titled ""How tostick a lamp up your ass"". AMA! Except for how to get to the lamp out of your ass."

"Eventually, some poor astronaut is going to crash into all that Star Wars writing"

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."

"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra"

"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."

"Guy playing chess with his Central European lover ""Czech and mate"""

"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""

"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."