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Joke of the Day

"I wrote a best-selling book titled ""How tostick a lamp up your ass"". AMA! Except for how to get to the lamp out of your ass."

"In 1993, I saw a toddler slip on ice and land on a cat, but I didn't have any social media outlet to tell people about it. So, here it is."

"I got my head cut off [removed]"

"The real oldest yo mama joke... ...yo mama"

"I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his Lil mind"

"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""

"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him"

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"A Little evidence and inconclusive test findings is not good enough for scientist... But a little evidence and inconclusive test findings is pretty good measurement for scientist."