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Joke of the Day

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."

"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."

"What's the British equivalent to hit it and quit it. Bang her and dash."

"My wife's name is Elle but I call her ""L"" for short, because I don't have all day."

"So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)"

"If you're testing me, we failed."

"Prank: if you're standing at a busy intersection light beside a guy staring at his phone take 2 steps forward & see if he walks into traffic"

"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."

"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"

"Q: What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? A: Get bent!"