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Joke of the Day
"My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying."
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"Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends."
"What do you get with breaking news? Newscasts"
"Get really close to a dog. Look them in the eyes. Hiss ""who do you think you are?"" as you pet them"
"What do you call someone who murders a toucan, a leprechaun, and a honey bee? A cereal killer!"
"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"
"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""
"Girl are you a ringtone? Because you're really annoying and just get louder when I ignore you."
"Sobering fact: Humans share over 99% of our DNA with clowns"
"Gonna buy an old beat up car for the sole purpose of rear ending the hell outta people I let over and don't get the thank you wave."