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Joke of the Day

"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"so i was walking down the street and this homeless guy was like ""hey! give me ten dollars."" and i was like ""got change for $100"""

"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."

"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."

"Sometimes I use big words I don't understand to make myself look more photosynthesis"

"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."

"Brain: Walk up to her and offer her a drink. Me: I WANT TO DRINK YOU LIKE A SIPPY CUP. Brain: Can you actually hear me?"

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."

"BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape"