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Joke of the Day

"Ok I just started watching House M.D.:nn1 Does everyone gang up and beat House's other leg?n2 does a rival Token come in to challenge Omar?"

"I read all tweets with poor grammar and word choice in a Cookie Monster voice."

"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."

"'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down"

"I admitted to my crush that I have feelings for her, but she told me she's only attracted to assholes Which is awesome, because now she won't leave mine alone!"

"Dad Jokes Who can make a good dad joke?"

"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."

"What career is a perfect ten? Forensics"

"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"

"eer booze and fun!' 'Contrary to what people say you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes you get so calm you can't move."