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Joke of the Day
"Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit? His job was soda-pressing"
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"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."
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