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Joke of the Day
"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"
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"What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't cry when you drop a load in it."
"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"
"Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they left after a few minutes ? You see it had no atmosphere !"
"When does a joke stop being funny? When you repost it."
"No one ever gets my jokes about UDP."
"My neighbours are getting really stressed out because I keep indulging my window fetish. I feel their pane."
"What's the hardest thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchairs!"
"What is the difference between a black person and a tire? The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains."