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Joke of the Day
"What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river"
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"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."
"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""
"Why I don't joke about politicians? Because I don't joke about jokes."
"HOLY SHIT I JUST CORRECTLY GUESSED A WIFI PASSWORD AM I JESUS?"
"[Having a problem with my iPhone] Me: *texting myself* Test Me: *replies* I have a girlfriend"
"I want to open a gay bar in Germany called Pole-Land. You know they'll invade the place."
"What did the right boob say to the left boob? ""You're my breast friend"""
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? Shear madness."