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Joke of the Day

"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."

"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend"

"Do these jorts stuffed with free breadsticks from Olive Garden make my thighs look oily?"

"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"

"My sex life is like a Ferrari.. I don't have a Ferrari"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a politician? A hooker stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"Almost half the atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"