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"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
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"What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!"
"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I wouldn't have to give so many blowjobs."
"Being an aspiring musician is like getting a contract with Verizon. 10 gigs for $80 a month"
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"What's the difference between a prostitute in the bath tub and a nun? The nun has hope in her soul."
"""I still haven't met his Father, but I'm not worried. Parents love me."" - Jesus' gay friend"
"So a blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"