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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"

"I wish I drove a Volkswagen bug. It would be cool to know that every time I drove by a school bus, some kid was getting punched."

"I never knew why a Frisbee became larger as it got closer... Then it hit me. . . ^^^I'm ^^^sorry"

"What do you get when you cross a killerwhale and a cow? I don't know but don't try to milk it!"

"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."

"*notices zipper is down* OMG! *zips it up* FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I'll do it myself"

"What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre"

"'Weeds' is a gateway show... ...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'."

"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."