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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

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"What's a woman's favourite brand of Applejack? Dickson Cider"
"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."
"Im not sexist... Because thats wrong and being wrong is for women"
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"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"
"Why did religion cross the road? God is the answer."
"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick-pocket snatches watches."
"Running out of time to be a Trophy Wife, so now just hoping to be an I Finished The Race Tshirt Wife."