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Joke of the Day

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"Who was the most well rounded knight at King Arthur's round table? Circumference"

"Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??"

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."

"My fortune cookie reads ""I peed in your fried rice"" and it's hand written..."

"People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau."

"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes."

"Yesterday, I beat a guy rather seriously. At the end, I even gave him stomach hits on his foot."

"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."