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"[types symptoms into WebMD] WebMD: Eww. Gross."
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"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"
"What 'secret ingredient' do you add to your meals in order to improve the taste? I cumin it."
"How do hens encourage their football teams? They egg them on!"
"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."
"TIL Tim Gibbons, a reclusive gastroenterologist, has the only fart preserved in a jar on record since 1983... *owner of a lonely fart*"
"What do you call it when 2 cops let everyone know some dead cow meat is homosexual. Steakout"
"So a bar walks into a guy 's asshole and the guy is like ""Fuck ouch dammit my prostate!"""
"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"
"Why did the car swerve off the road? It hit the chicken. Bazing!"