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Joke of the Day

"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard - I just got laid by a chick."

"I went to the zoo the other day There was only a single animal, it was a dog. It was a shih tzu..."

"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."

"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."

"What do buffalo do when they get sick? They Yak"

"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin' numeral"

"Rise and shine all the beautiful women of the world. Ugly women, go back to sleep, your time is coming, at night."