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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"
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"I don't like lollipop ladies... They make me cross."
"My favourite anti joke."
"If you're having bow problems I feel bad for you son. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one."
"What does Rihanna think of Chris Brown? beats me"
"Me: I have no friends My bed: Wow I'm like right here"
"What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ? To die as a martyr."
"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"
"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."
"ME: *holding my crying newborn son* There. There. I ALSO find myself very upsetting."