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Joke of the Day

"I actually have a good Japanese joke. Anime'd it myself."

"What do you call it when a valley girl gives blow jobs for Louis Vuitton's? Head over heels"

"((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving."

"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."

"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"Guy goes to the doctor and says, "" I cnat siht!"" The doctor says, ""Clearly, you are having problems with vowel movements."""

"What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....? They work it out with a pencil!"

"You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example."

"Facebook should have a I Don't Give a Shit option next to the Also Block iRL option next to the Would u Like to Send a Nuclear Bomb option."