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Joke of the Day

"Flying around shitting on cars. Rock on, birds. Livin' the dream!"

"You know why i love hiking? It is all about the in tents action."

"What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV? ""Sir, you dropped your receipt!"""

"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."

"*6 hours of Russian roulette* Me: ""I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."""

"The hardest part about dying is finding a body double to sit in a coffin for you while you take off to party island."

"What are the Russians eating for thanksgiving? Beef with turkey"

"How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie"

"What's a divorce attorney's favorite dessert? Wedding cake"

"I have decided that I am not a 30 something. I am 29.95, plus shipping and handling."