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Joke of the Day
"I don't like LGBT community I mean, Bluetooth in LG devices isn't something amazing, is it?"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair."
"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The Gestapo. Gestapo who? Ve ask ze questions, schwein."
"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."
"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"
"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."
"Sorry in advance Why did Helen Keller dog kill itself? You would to if your name was aaaaaaaauuuuggggfdddshnvxxkjkuuokkgdsgj"
"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"