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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head? Brenda."
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"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."
"How do hobbit flowers grow? Through Frodo-synthesis."
"When my dad caught me smoking a cigarette he took me out to the shed and forced me to teach him how to be hella cool."
"Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates? They don't want to be ostrich-sized!"
"Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke? Because it was crumby."
"My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of ""Mommy!"" 5 minutes of ""Mommy?"" Said ""Daddy?"" one time & my wife said, ""You should go check on her""."
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"Knock knock - Who's there? - Impatient cow. - Impatient co- - He already left."