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Joke of the Day

"Whether you love him or hate him... ...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years."

"How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth? 78.5"

"Teacher -What does COINCIDENCE' mean? Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that."

"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to Michael Jackson. She asked what I was doing I told her to beat it."

"Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry."

"I'd get lost less frequently if GPS would say ""no, your other left."""

"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."

"Why does my wife think its weird I talk to a bunch of strangers on the Internet, but it's ok for her to talk to multiple cats."

"Subway's Jared Fogle sentenced to 15.6 years... Where his diet will be regulated to just 6 inchers."

"I've cut this piece of wood 3 times ... ... and it's still too short. -Bob Edmiston"