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Joke of the Day
"What's a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."
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"Joke regarding Canada What's a Canadian's favourite weapon? An Eh k-47"
"(My mother's proudest creation) What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists? Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher."
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"
"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""
"Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday? He likes to keep things low key."
"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."
"You know urine trouble, when You see members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church together at the RNC... They are bound to piss each other off."
"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."