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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hamster who died? He fell asleep at the wheel"

"[at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen."

"I used to be a Banker.... but then I lost interest"

"What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? Gingervitus."

"What is Scooby Doo's favorite program language? Ruby Ruby Roo!"

"Quite a few people aren't aware that I studied abroad for a year. Alas, she didn't teach me anything I didn't already know."

"What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end you wish you had a club and a spade."

"If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!"

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."