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Joke of the Day
"If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!"
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"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."
"Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act... Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough."
"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"Give me your best pun and I will put them in the despiption."
"I've never tried Frosted Flakes cereal But I've heard great things about it."
"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."
"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."